Need to be in more romantic comedies...

I'm serious, I need to be in more of them so I can have all kinds of wonderful "affairs" with out having to deal with any of the commitment. This latest show has been so wonderfully cathartic for me. My precious little co-star has been filling my cuddle and flirting needs to the point where I'm not that hungry for affection, as I tend to be when single that is. If I could run something like this on a continues basis I could be pretty damn content. Now I know why actors never marry, or really shouldn't for that matter. They don't need to when you are playing to fall in love every day with someone new for about 3 or four months at a whack. All the honeymoon none of the heartache. Aww Lamore.