Out with the .5 and in with the 1.0

I want to talk about halves and wholes today. You see there is this old adage that one wanders through life looking for their "other half" to spend the rest of their years with in wedded bliss. I'm here to tell you, it's a crock of shit…

It's kind of miss leading, specially in the day and age where over 6,671,838,962 people are looking for their "other half" makes the likeliness of it ever truly happening about as probable as a meteor falling out of the sky and killing you. I'm not saying you won't find someone, hell just do to the fact that the divorce rate in the US is about 40%? People seem to find A LOT of potential halves over and over again...

I'm here today to tell you forget about trying to find your other half. I mean how silly is it to go around being half a person? So here's the deal in stead of wasting all that time running your self in a circle.

(Hahahahahaha one leg... meaning you can only spin round in a circle….? Fogetabouit)

In stead of wondering aimlessly down the multi pick your own path of heart ache and financial fuckatude, why not do something a little more productive? Why not look for yourself? Study a new language, work towards discovering a new talent you never new you had, and learn all the wonderful and fulfilling things about yourself and your spirit you never thought possible. Then when you've stopped wasting so much energy on looking for that "other half" you will find that you brought back all that energy to where it really belongs... YOU!

See once you've gone round yourself a few times you might come to realize you can be a whole person on your own, and find that other leg for yours. An after you build yourself up, you don't miss that longing to be whole, because it's already been fulfilled, by you. By giving yourself, well, you, you're happy and your confidant and you're strong and you can stand on two legs, instead of spinning round like an idiot top. You don't have to be that stupid one legged person any more, always falling over like a twit trying to get around, hopping there like a complete gimp, going "if only I had my other half to have a second leg to stand on!" NO, you twat! Give yourself your own two legs, and live your life in the fullest the only you can.

Once you start living your whole life you don't look for this "other half" any more. You're so busy just being you, infact you are so busy being you, you never realize that the friend sitting across from you , that guy you bumped into at the book store, or that chick that smiled at you at the party is it… Not till you blink just right and that fated moment sweeps in and two whole lives get mixed together to make something greater than any two halves could ever find. See when you stop looking, "It" finds you, and you get so much more than just a whole, you get greatness, you get something real that can stand the test of time and hardship, and most of all, you get something you can give your EVERYTHING thing to, because only a whole person can give everything. Kind of cool, hu?